It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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