the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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