Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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