why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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