Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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