So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
not ubering you a puppy
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