he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have fence marks all over my body
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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