I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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