yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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