I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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