Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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