I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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