when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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