This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So many bounce houses so little time
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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