it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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