I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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