before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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