high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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