I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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