Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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