My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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