doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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