Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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