As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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