The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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