Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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