idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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