I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you will always have a special place in my vag
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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