There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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