you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
only if we run a train.
done.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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