: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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