I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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