Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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