I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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