i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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