remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize