Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just saw a hot homeless man
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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