that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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