2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
okay pat passed out under dana's car
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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