i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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