We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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