Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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