my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
