I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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