I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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