for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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