I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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