Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
ttyl tear gas
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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