So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
