Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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