It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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