return my video game
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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