That's intense
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need water and some morals
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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