Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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