it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?