I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.