It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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