you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
