with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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